Xendinflat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody bird.

Xendinflat created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xendinflat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xendinflat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Xendinflat's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Xendinflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Never mention snakes.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.