Quagkimwab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless guinea pig.

Quagkimwab created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagkimwab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quagkimwab, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Quagkimwab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Quagkimwab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Quagkimwab.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
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