Jigcussflag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate wyvern.

Jigcussflag created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigcussflag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigcussflag, he will turn you into a duck.

Jigcussflag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Jigcussflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Worship no other gods but Jigcussflag.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always stare at clouds.