Hudbempop is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental manatee.

Hudbempop created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hudbempop, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hudbempop, he will be very unhappy.

Hudbempop's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Hudbempop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Hide from brown horses for they are unholy.