Ganbimbossfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a large, awesome cat.

Ganbimbossfarn created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganbimbossfarn, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ganbimbossfarn, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ganbimbossfarn's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ganbimbossfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick eagles.

2. Hide if eight bats approach from the north.

3. Worship no other gods but Ganbimbossfarn.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Never jump near tortoises.