Hasrotomt Tim is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring shark.

Hasrotomt Tim created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasrotomt Tim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hasrotomt Tim, she will not invite you to parties.

Hasrotomt Tim's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hasrotomt Tim's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest yellow.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.