Sabfobbeg is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving swallow.
Sabfobbeg created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in Sabfobbeg, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in Sabfobbeg, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Sabfobbeg's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Sabfobbeg's Holy Commandments
1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Sabfobbeg on top of all buildings.
5. Do not wear red clothing.