Vilbomhimarn is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful cow.

Vilbomhimarn created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilbomhimarn, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vilbomhimarn, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Vilbomhimarn's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vilbomhimarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never paint your chest yellow.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.