Tamgamdad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, flying crab.

Tamgamdad created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamgamdad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tamgamdad, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tamgamdad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tamgamdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Always wear green.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.