Jigyoggar is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, almighty sheep.

Jigyoggar created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigyoggar, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jigyoggar, it will make you grow a tail.

Jigyoggar's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Jigyoggar's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Never go into purple rooms.
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