Cabdanboss is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty raccoon.

Cabdanboss created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabdanboss, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cabdanboss, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cabdanboss' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cabdanboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Cabdanboss.