Stipyimlin is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, fast meerkat.
Stipyimlin created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in Stipyimlin, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in Stipyimlin, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Stipyimlin's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Stipyimlin's Holy Commandments
1. Pray towards the south.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Do not wear silver on your body.
4. Do not take Stipyimlin's name in vain.
5. Do not drink alcohol.