Nullsawrapflablan Cipbigbissyattjadteenfubbog is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, tiresome horse.
Nullsawrapflablan Cipbigbissyattjadteenfubbog created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.
If you believe in Nullsawrapflablan Cipbigbissyattjadteenfubbog, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Nullsawrapflablan Cipbigbissyattjadteenfubbog, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Nullsawrapflablan Cipbigbissyattjadteenfubbog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Nullsawrapflablan Cipbigbissyattjadteenfubbog's Holy Commandments
1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Never eat coconuts.
4. You must pray to Nullsawrapflablan Cipbigbissyattjadteenfubbog seven times a day.
5. Put Nullsawrapflablan Cipbigbissyattjadteenfubbog first in all things.