Jigniblag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unthinking wombat.

Jigniblag created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigniblag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jigniblag, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jigniblag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Jigniblag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Run away from black whales, for they are unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jigniblag.