Stipwanlad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, strong centaur.

Stipwanlad created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipwanlad, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stipwanlad, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stipwanlad's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Stipwanlad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Always help eagles in need.

5. Always obey Stipwanlad's priests.