Buspoddit is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, pitiless mink.

Buspoddit created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buspoddit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Buspoddit, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Buspoddit's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Buspoddit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.