Bityatthug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent crab.

Bityatthug created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bityatthug, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bityatthug, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bityatthug's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bityatthug's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never feed beans to snakes while wearing violet hats.

5. Never write about cell theory.