Gudbellhat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient lion.

Gudbellhat created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudbellhat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gudbellhat, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gudbellhat's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gudbellhat's Holy Commandments

1. Gudbellhat loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. Always help sick moths.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Gudbellhat loves goats, so they must be respected.