Baggatster is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome elephant.

Baggatster created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baggatster, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Baggatster, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Baggatster's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Baggatster's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Always look after injured tortoises.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.