Zedmatpog is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy centaur.

Zedmatpog created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedmatpog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Zedmatpog, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Zedmatpog's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Zedmatpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never paint your chest black.