Ditgiglarplig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, amazing pigeon.

Ditgiglarplig created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditgiglarplig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ditgiglarplig, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ditgiglarplig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Ditgiglarplig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never hurt frogs.