Meghitlanrip is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, humorless weasel.

Meghitlanrip created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Meghitlanrip, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Meghitlanrip, he will cry a lot.

Meghitlanrip's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Meghitlanrip's Holy Commandments

1. Meghitlanrip loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always obey Meghitlanrip's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.