Toffentom is a god.

He takes the form of a large, generous wolf.

Toffentom created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Toffentom, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Toffentom, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Toffentom's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Toffentom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hide from yellow doves for they are unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never look in ponds.