Fossbass is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving gorilla.

Fossbass created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossbass, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fossbass, it will send you a sign.

Fossbass' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fossbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.