Tipbimzod is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, two-faced finch.

Tipbimzod created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipbimzod, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tipbimzod, it will curse you with boils.

Tipbimzod's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tipbimzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tipbimzod.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.