Wikpiblag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, impressive eagle.

Wikpiblag created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikpiblag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wikpiblag, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Wikpiblag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wikpiblag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Hide from orange ducks for they are unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.