Labmitflag Begnadvidrul Tippodpark is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, smart wasp.

Labmitflag Begnadvidrul Tippodpark created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labmitflag Begnadvidrul Tippodpark, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Labmitflag Begnadvidrul Tippodpark, it will turn you into a mole.

Labmitflag Begnadvidrul Tippodpark's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Labmitflag Begnadvidrul Tippodpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about gravity.