Rullbellrill is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, happy newt.

Rullbellrill created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullbellrill, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rullbellrill, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rullbellrill's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rullbellrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Rullbellrill on top of all buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick voles.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.