Bidratwod is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless weasel.

Bidratwod created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidratwod, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bidratwod, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bidratwod's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bidratwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must pray to Bidratwod four times a day.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bidratwod.