Yesssognan is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ruthless dragonfly.

Yesssognan created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yesssognan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yesssognan, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yesssognan's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yesssognan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yesssognan's name in vain.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.