Leghigmetguntailfublidfen is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless wolf.

Leghigmetguntailfublidfen created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Leghigmetguntailfublidfen, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Leghigmetguntailfublidfen, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Leghigmetguntailfublidfen's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Leghigmetguntailfublidfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. You must love Leghigmetguntailfublidfen.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never talk about dolphins.