Hubtenvag is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, effective goose.

Hubtenvag created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubtenvag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hubtenvag, he will be mildly annoyed.

Hubtenvag's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Hubtenvag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Do not speak about corn.