Nibrutsag is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish armadillo.

Nibrutsag created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibrutsag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nibrutsag, he will manifest in front of you.

Nibrutsag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nibrutsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Hide if four dolphins approach from the south.

5. Run away if six ducks approach from the west.