Gabganhug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest giraffe.

Gabganhug created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabganhug, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gabganhug, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gabganhug's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gabganhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never sing in the presence of squirrels.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Gabganhug must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not eat carrots.