Luntipsas Madfodbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unselfish jellyfish.

Luntipsas Madfodbonk created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Luntipsas Madfodbonk, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Luntipsas Madfodbonk, it will turn you into a dog.

Luntipsas Madfodbonk's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Luntipsas Madfodbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet foxes for they are unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Luntipsas Madfodbonk.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Luntipsas Madfodbonk.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Luntipsas Madfodbonk.

5. Never talk about amino acids.