Bonktipgep is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, slow human.

Bonktipgep created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonktipgep, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bonktipgep, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bonktipgep's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bonktipgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.