Sakyattdad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-assured gerbil.

Sakyattdad created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakyattdad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sakyattdad, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sakyattdad's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sakyattdad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about great tits.

5. Always help sick moths.