Natbarnrut is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, loving camel.

Natbarnrut created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natbarnrut, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Natbarnrut, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Natbarnrut's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Natbarnrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must love Natbarnrut.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

5. Never eat green fruit.