Hundidvadgud is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous wyvern.

Hundidvadgud created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Hundidvadgud, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hundidvadgud, she will try to impress you with trees.

Hundidvadgud's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hundidvadgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hundidvadgud.

3. Hide from brown grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Always treat otters with great respect.

5. Always help sick whales.