Tagjapfod is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind fairy.

Tagjapfod created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagjapfod, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tagjapfod, he will turn you into a snail.

Tagjapfod's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tagjapfod's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six doves approach from the east.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Never play with disobedient children.