Abfemfen is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable spider.

Abfemfen created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Abfemfen, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Abfemfen, she will destroy your favourite star.

Abfemfen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Abfemfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never hurt grasshopers.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.