Lathubtoftonveddabtenmad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, boastful hamster.

Lathubtoftonveddabtenmad created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lathubtoftonveddabtenmad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lathubtoftonveddabtenmad, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lathubtoftonveddabtenmad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Lathubtoftonveddabtenmad's Holy Commandments

1. Lathubtoftonveddabtenmad loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.