Yatthentail is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest porpoise.

Yatthentail created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatthentail, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yatthentail, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yatthentail's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Yatthentail's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Yatthentail on top of all buildings.

2. Hide from indigo tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Run away if five rats approach from the south.

5. Always help otters.