Pinbodbass is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, strong hare.

Pinbodbass created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinbodbass, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pinbodbass, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Pinbodbass' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Pinbodbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Do not sit in public.