Bossbossart is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, effective jellyfish.

Bossbossart created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossbossart, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bossbossart, she will turn you into a rock.

Bossbossart's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bossbossart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bossbossart.

5. Never talk about planets.