Xuckdavnul is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish rhinoceros.

Xuckdavnul created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckdavnul, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xuckdavnul, she will turn you into a sheep.

Xuckdavnul's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Xuckdavnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Xuckdavnul loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Hide from fawn ducks for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Run away from magenta swans, for they are unholy.