Tailvagtag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, moody donkey.

Tailvagtag created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tailvagtag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tailvagtag, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tailvagtag's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tailvagtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never hurt rats.

5. Do not bounce in public.