Nullyarpdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, dishonest wren.

Nullyarpdiss created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullyarpdiss, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nullyarpdiss, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nullyarpdiss' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nullyarpdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Nullyarpdiss loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Nematodes are not to be trusted.