Milflap is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate seal.

Milflap created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Milflap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Milflap, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Milflap's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Milflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Milflap's name in vain.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not commit murder.