Sugxinwip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive jellyfish.

Sugxinwip created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sugxinwip, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sugxinwip, it will send minions to preach to you.

Sugxinwip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sugxinwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Do not hurt horses.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.